You have one job before the draft and it is not rankings. Press the button until something makes you laugh, then stop.
There is no form because you should not have to fill in a form to be told a joke. Press the button, get a name. Press it again, get a different one.
Scrolled past a good one? The arrows walk back through everything this session, or tap any name in the list below to bring it back. Keyboard works too — space rolls, left and right arrows step.
Some are built out of parts, so you will see combinations nobody has typed before. Others are written by hand because a good pun cannot be assembled by a machine — if the button hands you something about a specific player, a human wrote that one.
A name will not save you. The Big Board has all 406 players ranked. The mock simulator lets you practice from your real pick slot. And when you have the name, you'll want the free printable draft board to write it across the top of.
2026 season. Names are jokes and are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or in most cases appreciated by anyone named in them.